A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail
storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it
full of dents. She drove to the body shop and asked what she should do.
The body man explained what needed to be done and that it would
cost at least $4,000 to repair. She said that was too much and asked if
there was some other way to fix it.
The body man decided to have a little fun and said, "Well you could
take it to the ziebart place and have them inject Botox behind the dents." She
decided to give it a try before spending that much money.
She pulled into the rustproofing place and explained her dilemma.
The owner was horrified, but seeing an opportunity, told the blonde that she had been
sent to the right place. He arranged a deal with her and took her car into the
shop and had all his shop hands remove the dents.
She waited anxiously in the
lobby until the owner brought her the keys with a smile across his face with a bill
for $500.00 work description: Automotive Cellulite Removal.
"Oh my God, this is a miracle, I can't wait to tell my friends."
Then she got a quizzical look and asked if they did body-body work.
"You mean like removing cellulite from the backside of thighs?" asked the owner
"Only if we catch it in the very, very early stages."
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