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    >Subject: God and Country
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    > A United States marine was attending some college courses
    > between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq
    > and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who
    > was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
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    > One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
    > He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are
    > real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll
    > give you exactly 15 minutes."
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    > The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
    > minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am
    > God. I'm still waiting."
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    > It got down to the last couple of minutes when the marine
    > got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked
    > him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out
    > ; ; cold. The marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
    > The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there
    > looking on in silence.
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    > The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked
    > at the marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with
    > you? Why did you do that?"
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    > The marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
    > America's troops who are protecting your right to say stupid
    > shit and act like an asshole ................. So, He sent me."
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    Mans pride has got the better of him. We havent done anyhting special. But I guess everything is "Special" to some drugged up liberal...

    Athiest is just another word for "Ignorant".

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    Cap,

    Enjoyed the post it made my day man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Funny
    "Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - The Duke

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    *chuckle* .... thanks !


    Freedom .... is never free !

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