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    Default A new lexus

    I just got my new Lexus RX400, and returned to the dealer the next day,
    complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this he
    said..Nelson! The radio replied, Ricky or Willie? Willie he
    continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
    Beethoven! I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, >
    Beatles! I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
    swerved in time to avoid them. ASSH0LES! I yelled....

    The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
    Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill
    Clinton on sax... I LOVE this CAR...!!!!!!!!!

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    ROFL!!! Thats a good one!

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    ROTFL!!!

    I wonder if the new LS460 has that? Did you know they have an auto parallel park?!!
    There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action. -- Bertrand Russell


    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." Robert J. Hanlon

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    I'd be even more impressed if it were an American car .


    Freedom .... is never free !

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    The Japanese can fight but they can't style a car! Its our only hope..

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    I have the same radio in my car.The other day aome kids on skateboards cut in front of me-I yelled 'F'n kids!!' and it switched to Michael Jackson!! ---bil

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