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    Democratic National Convention, Agenda 2008


    7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
    7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
    7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


    7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
    8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.


    8:15-8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding, Barney Frank Presiding.
    8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan , Susan Sarandon.


    9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender. French President Jacques Chirac
    9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund


    9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn
    9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
    9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


    9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore
    9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers, by Howard Dean


    10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
    11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet


    11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals, John Kerry

    11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
    12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home
    "I'd rather be judged by twelve, than carried by six"

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    I really like the 12:05 AM point thats sweet....

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    Well, you what the bumper sticker says " Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"
    "I'd rather be judged by twelve, than carried by six"

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    That is funny and unfortunately not too far from reality.

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