The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom
making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do
this to me, the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
this house and I want a divorce!"
The husband replies, "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened."
"Hummmmm, I don't know;----- well,------- it'll be the last thing I will
hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig."
The husband begins to tell his story . . "While driving home this young
lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and
allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas
that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll gain weight. The poor thing practically devoured them.
Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was
showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans
that you have had for a few years that you can no longer wear because
they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on
our anniversary and you don't wear because you said I don't have good
taste. I also gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for
Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister. I also gave
her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never
wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . .. "The young woman was very grateful
to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned
around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asked me: "Sir, do you
have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"