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    The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom
    making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

    "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do
    this to me, the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
    this house and I want a divorce!"

    The husband replies, "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
    listen to what happened."

    "Hummmmm, I don't know;----- well,------- it'll be the last thing I will
    hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig."

    The husband begins to tell his story . . "While driving home this young
    lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and
    allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
    dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
    With great compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas
    that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're
    afraid you'll gain weight. The poor thing practically devoured them.
    Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was
    showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
    her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans
    that you have had for a few years that you can no longer wear because
    they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on
    our anniversary and you don't wear because you said I don't have good
    taste. I also gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for
    Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister. I also gave
    her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never
    wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

    The husband continues his story . .. "The young woman was very grateful
    to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned
    around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asked me: "Sir, do you
    have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
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    LMAO that is a good one (and even though I have seen it before it always gives me a good laugh).
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    this one had some new variations on it .. nicely done.
    say what you mean & mean what you say


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    nice!!
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