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    Redneck Man's pick up lines

    1) Did you fart?
    cuz you just blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents retarded?
    cuz ya sure are sompin special.

    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ..
    I can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card?
    cuz I'd like to sign you out.

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
    cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
    but beauty's only a light switch away.

    7) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
    Woman - "WHAT?"
    Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

    8) Cool I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
    but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
    I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

    10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

    .........and. the best for last!

    12) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
    every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
    Consider this, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic

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    I needed a laugh today. Thanks!!
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    thanks ptann! you know me better than i thought.
    Hate takes LESS energy & thought... Dont be so Lazy.

    Building or Bitching? which are you here to do?

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