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    Talking The Blue Pigeon...

    The Blue pigeon The Mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of the city couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

    One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me five million dollars and ask one question."

    The Mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
    The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon.

    The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon. They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

    The next day the blue pigeon returned alone to the man atop City Hall.
    The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and his blue pigeon had performed a miraculous feat to rid the city of the plague of pigeons.
    Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 5 million dollars. He told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee, the mayor decided to pay the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question.
    The man accepted the money and agreed to answer the mayor's question.
    The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
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    LMAO!!
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    we need one of the Blue Mexicans here
    I know nothing...........nothing !

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    That is too damn funny!!
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    I love it.

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