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    Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid
    asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in
    Mexico?" Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

    When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"and
    the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks."
    He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no
    Mexican Jews."

    Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely
    sure?" The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the
    expected answer, "I will check again, Sen or!" and went back into the
    kitchen.

    While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that
    there are no Jews in Mexico, Our people are scattered everywhere."

    The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook said there is no
    Mexican Jews." "Are you certain?" Al asked once again.
    "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

    "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter, "All we have is
    Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews."
    Consider this, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic





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    Good one good one. Hell I just stopped in for a laugh that was good.

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    Glad you liked it!
    Consider this, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic





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    Mel Gibson would be proud!!

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