A Blonde in a hot lil' ragtop Farrari is zippin' down the PCH at about 100mph one nice, sunny afternoon, when all of a sudden , a "CHiP's" cop blue lites her, so she pulls over. The blond, female officer walks up, " Can I see your license and registration?" The blond in the car can't find her license or registration, but she finds her compact, so she whips it out, opens it and hands it to the CHP. The CHP looks and hands it back and says ,"Well hell, why didn't ya tell me you was a cop, have nice day."