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    Default Special High Intensity Training.....

    My boss sent me this one, is he trying to tell me something?

    I think you should enroll in this SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.) program.

    We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

    Employees who don't take their S. H. I. T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).

    Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
    EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).

    Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

    If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching
    others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
    (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).

    For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of
    MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).

    This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further
    questions, please direct them to our
    HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

    Thank you,
    BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)



    P.S.
    Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who need S.H.I.T. in their life,
    just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T. They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank you for your time.

    Sincerely, The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High
    Intensity Training. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.).
    "A large caliber is good to have, but its shot PLACEMENT that counts"
    Synweap223

    "The way is in training"
    Miyamoto Musashi

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    I've seen that one before. It's still funny!! GOOD ONE!!!

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    OOPS. Computer hiccupped.

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    That's good, I'm printing it and taking it to work.

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    That's great!

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