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    Default TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL

    A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL

    You gotta love this one!

    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"

    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"

    Pause: Static.............

    Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

    Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!

    INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?







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    huh? I dont get it!

    9R is East
    27L is West for the same runway.

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