Sheep Questions & Answers
Q: How do farmers find their sheep in long grass?
A: Very satisfying.
Q: What do you call 4 sheep tied to a lamppost?
A: A leisure center.
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear zippers.
Q: When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Q: What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?
A: Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"
The Scotsman says, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
Q: How do you get a sheep to push harder?
A: Face it toward a cliff.
Q: Why do the horses run so fast in New Zealand?
A: Because they know what's done to the sheep!
Q: Did you hear about the shepherd who committed suicide?
A: He heard the song, "There'll Never Be Another Ewe."
Q: Did you know that they've just discovered two new uses for sheep?
A: Meat and wool.
Q: What is the smallest organ in a sheep?
A: A shepherd's tallywhacker.
Q: What's the difference between a sheep and a Yugo?
A: It's marginally less embarrassing being seen getting out of the back
of a sheep.
Q: Where does virgin wool come from?
A: Ugly sheep!