I found this on FARK.com, and I wanted to share this with you guys. As I was reading this, I found myself laughing out loud at multiple points. The comments left by readers are as good as the article itself. Give it a read, if you dont think this is funny, something is wrong.
http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/dis...me=yes&more_nodeId1=133174&contentPK=18452915
http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/dis...me=yes&more_nodeId1=133174&contentPK=18452915