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    The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil !
    (You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.)
    Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
    Usually she slept through the class.

    One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
    "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

    When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
    sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

    "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

    The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
    A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and
    Savior?"

    But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her
    rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

    "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret.

    The Nun once again said,"Very good."

    Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

    The Nun asked her a third question........
    "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

    Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

    This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn
    thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

    The Nun fainted.



    "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
    Ted Nugent - speaking at the NRA convention April 17, 2005

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    Jimmy Buffet had a Catholic education -- Maybe that's where his lyrics are from!!
    There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action. -- Bertrand Russell


    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." Robert J. Hanlon

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    Never know, maybe....


    A friend of mine emailed what I posted to me and I got a chuckle out of it. Almost as bad as little Johnny jokes. LOL
    "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
    Ted Nugent - speaking at the NRA convention April 17, 2005

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    LOL

    That's good

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    Brings back many unfond memories of my Catholic education!

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    OOOHHH

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