As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
Demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
The year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
Tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
Through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
Water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.............I'm doing
It as a public service.
Consider this, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic
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IF YOU RUN, YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED
I only drink Club Soda & I still talk stupid. Maybe drinking alcohol would give me an excuse.
I wonder if the Washington D.C. has a higher poop content?
" Save a tree...........Eat A Beaver!"
I seldom talk to liberals.............................. But when I do, I order fries............
LOL Just tell everyone it has vodka in it.I only drink Club Soda & I still talk stupid.
Last time I was in DC the water tasted like s**t.Originally Posted by Bradrock