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    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is

    Freedom, in water there is bacteria.



    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have

    Demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of

    The year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,

    (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming

    1 kilo of poop.



    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or

    Tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go

    Through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or

    Fermenting.



    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health



    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink

    Water and be full of shit.



    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.............I'm doing

    It as a public service.
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    Cheers!
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    I only drink Club Soda & I still talk stupid. Maybe drinking alcohol would give me an excuse.
    I wonder if the Washington D.C. has a higher poop content?
    " Save a tree...........Eat A Beaver!"

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    I only drink Club Soda & I still talk stupid.
    LOL Just tell everyone it has vodka in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bradrock
    I only drink Club Soda & I still talk stupid. Maybe drinking alcohol would give me an excuse.
    I wonder if the Washington D.C. has a higher poop content?
    Last time I was in DC the water tasted like s**t.

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    +1 to that



    Quote Originally Posted by sjohnson View Post
    Last time I was in DC the water tasted like s**t.

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