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    The C. O.'s Morning Briefing:

    The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about
    to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company
    Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing,
    he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his
    wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his
    usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of
    sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'

    The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

    A Captain said it was 50-50%.

    The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure,
    depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
    There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in
    charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
    With no hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be
    100% pleasure."

    The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

    "Well, Sir," began the PFC, "if there was any work involved, the
    officers would have me doing it for them."

    The room fell silent.
    "Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - The Duke

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    HAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOAH!!!!!!
    If any punk kid ever comes up to you asking for your `Gang Sign` Tap your chest twice then your forehead once. After doing that only upon a threat do you draw your glock and show him what you meant.




    WOLVERINES!

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    Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!

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    ya know i am currently enlisted in the corps, and i find this funny as hell because it's just about true.

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    Hahahah Brilliant!

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    Good One!

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    best laugh i had today- thanx

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    Bwhwhahaha! Thats great.

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    sweet

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