One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?'
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.'
If you want more gun control, use both hands.
I resemble that!
American By Birth, Southern By the Grace Of God
Too darn good!
Can't be true. Ken never had any balls.a key chain made with Ken's balls
That's why Babs took up with GI Joe.
Funny. I'll bet that in addition to his balls she got his muzzleloader too.
"Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - The Duke
That is a good one.
Your in my Mind, and in my Sights
Good one, I'll send it to my friends.