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    One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very
    worn and ragged.

    In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally well read Bible.

    The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and
    most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed with expensive clothes and jewelry.

    As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him.

    They were all appalled by his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.

    As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. 'Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship in church.' The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.

    The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the cowboy and said,
    'I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church.'

    'I did,' replied the old cowboy.

    'If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?' asked the

    'Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this
    Consider this, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic

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    SOON-We already lost the war. You are the resistance.

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    Yeah, baby! Preach on!

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    more plz

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    This is a good one, I'll have to send it to our preacher. He will get a kick out of it.
    I'd rather be a "has been" than a wannabe!

    2TIMOTHY2,4 No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairsof this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.

    God, Guns and Guts made America free,
    Lets keep all three.

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