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    Default TWO WOMEN TALKING IN HEAVEN

    1st Woman: Hello! My name is Maggie.

    2nd Woman: Hello! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st Woman: I froze to death.

    2nd Woman: How awful!

    1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I stopped shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the house watching TV.

    1st Woman: So what happened?

    2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and then down into the cellar. I went through each wardrobe and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.

    We'd both still be alive.

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    Very good grasshopper.
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    lmao

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    Good one!
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    haha nice one

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    That's pretty funny
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