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    Default A Senior Citizen Pre-nuptial agreement

    An elderly couple were about to get married. They decided to do a pre-nup.

    She said, "I want to keep my house."

    He said, "That's fine by me."

    She said, "I want to keep my Cadillac."

    He said, "That's fine by me."

    She said, "I want to have sex six times a week."

    He said, "Put me down for Fridays."

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    Put me down for Saturday! Hell, the only sex I get is hall sex. We stand at opposite ends of the hallway and yell F you. :-(
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    lol, the three stages of sex:

    Anywhere sex

    Bedroom sex

    Hallway sex


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    nice

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