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    HER DIARY:
    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

    HIS DIARY:
    Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.
    If your in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
    -someone importanat

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    That (and it's many variations I've read) is one of my all time faves. I still laugh every time I read it

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    an oldie but still a goodie!

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    Ita only funny when there is some truth to a joke.

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    This one is very true. Shows you that overthinking is not a good thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coastie Kyle View Post
    HIS DIARY:
    Rivet tool broke today, but at least I got laid.
    Fix'd.


    - CK
    Ask questions first; Distance? Windage? Elevation?
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    ""...when you capture spoils from the enemy, they must be used as rewards, so that all your men may have a keen desire to fight, each on his own account""

    - Sun Tzu
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    "A petty thief is put in jail. A great brigand becomes a ruler of a State."
    - Zhuang Zi

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    It's great.


    Remember:

    You will never wear out an Indian Scout, or its brother the Indan Chief.
    They are built like rocks to take hard knocks, its the Harleys that give you grief.


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    That's a good one.

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    Great Fun!

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