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    Default Selling kittens

    Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.

    Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front.

    The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car.

    It's Senator Obama.

    "Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked. "Kittens" Little Mary Pat says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."

    "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.

    "Democrats" says Little Mary Pat.

    The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.

    Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign
    manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

    It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.

    The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, BET and CNN but no FOX for some reason..

    Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Mary Pat.

    "Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these
    nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today."

    "Yes sir," Mary Pat said, "The are all REPUBLICAN kittens."

    Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."

    Little Mary Pat says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

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    A lot of truth in the message.
    If you want more gun control, use both hands.

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    i just wish the rest of america would open their eyes like those kittens, and do some research, and realize that, the democratic nomonee running is not black, he is muslim, he is not democratic he's comunist, the change he seeks for america is to disarm us so his terroist friends can carry out their agenda and the "sheep" of this country not be able to fight back. just rember muslim terrorists embed themselves in society and become "good AMERICAN citizens" until thier agenda comes up on the schedual. he's muslim, has ties with known terrorist and he is no different. anyone that lies/back peddles/ and bullshits as much as that man should not be trusted.

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    I sure do like Little Mary Pat.
    Your in my Mind, and in my Sights

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    got to love it
    Consider this, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic

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    Cats aren't worth anything.

    Mine is USELESS!!!

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    That is great!

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