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    This is serious stuff.... beer contains female hormones!

    Last month Mississippi State University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women!

    To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1. Argued over nothing.
    2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
    3. Gained weight.
    4. Talked excessively without making sense.
    5. Became overly emotional.
    6. Couldn't drive.
    7. Failed to think rationally.
    8. Had to sit down to urinate.

    No further testing was considered necessary.


    Send this to all the men you know to warn them against drinking too
    much beer!


    NOTE:
    Have you also noticed that many heavy beer drinkers end up with large boobs? Or, in fact, ARE large boobs?
    Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky

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    oh crap I'm becoming a woman!
    If you want more gun control, use both hands.

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    better watch it 4th

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    Glad i dont drink beer, ill stick with my E&J

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    Glad i dont drink beer, ill stick with my E&J.

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    no beer here

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    well hello there big boys

    shit to late
    buying up all the guns and ammo i can just to PISS OFF the douche bag liberals

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    Does whiskey contain estrogen? Somehow, I doubt it
    I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."

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    I had four doses of Modelo DARK this weekend.

    And, I have talked way too much all day.
    M U S I B I K E

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