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    A redhead accompanied her husband to the
    doctor's office. After his checkup, the
    doctor called the wife into his office alone.
    He said, "Your husband is suffering from
    a very severe disease, combined with
    horrible stress. If you don't do the
    following, your husband will surely die."
    "Each morning, fix him a healthy
    breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he
    is in a good mood. For lunch make him a
    nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an
    especially nice meal for him. Don't burden
    him with chores, as he probably had a
    hard day. Don't discuss your problems
    with him, it will only make his stress
    worse. And most importantly,
    make love with your husband several
    times a week and satisfy his every whim.
    If you can do this for the next 10 months
    to a year, I think your husband will regain
    his health completely."
    On the way home, the husband asked his
    wife. "What did the doctor say?"
    "You're going to die," she replied.
    Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky

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    she sucks

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