love it this is my fav
Here's another "Oldie but goodie". I have a parrot, and he can be pretty annoying at times, and reminded me of this 'un.
So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "Quit It!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
great joke man!
gun control means hitting your target
Love it, I got a parrot also. His name is Paco, he is Mormon. Beautiful iridescent green and blue feathers SOB can drive ya nut some days.
Last edited by mija; 04-22-2009 at 01:51 PM. Reason: Specify what type of parrot
Hi mija and Chiroone. Aren't our parrots FUN? Chuckie is my boy. Chuckie is a Goffins Cockatoo.(Goffins is the smallest of the cockatoos... about the same size as an African Gray) Like most parrots, Chuckie demands attention. If you're in the same room as Chuckie, he thinks you should focus your attention on him! Play with him for a few minutes, and he'll calm down and let you watch TV, fiddle with the computer, or talk with someone else... but, you GOTTA play with Chuckie first!
An oldie but still a goodie ~
Definitely another good one!