OK, this is another oldie, but hey give me a break, I am an oldie myself!


The three stooges (who were triplets) all came to a sudden demise in the same instant.

At the Pearly Gates they found St. Peter who exclaimed, "I've never had triplets all arrive at the Gates at the same time. Here's how it works. I ask you a Biblical question and if you answer it correctly, you get to go into heaven."

Larry stepped up first and St. Peter asked, "Larry, who was the first man on earth?"

Larry, very relieved, exclaimed, "ADAM !"

Bells rang, birds chirped, the gates flew open and he walked into heaven.

Curley stepped up next, very worried, and St. Peter asked, "Curley, who was the first woman on earth?"

Curley answered, "Eve."

Bells rang, birds chirped, the gates flew open and he walked into heaven.

Moe stepped up last, very worried, and St. Peter said, "You know, Moe, I've never had triplets arrive here before and I normally only have two questions ready so I'll have to make up the question for you. Moe, what were the first words ever spoken by Eve to Adam?"

Moe was puzzled and mumbled, "Gee, that's a hard one."

Bells rang, birds chirped, the gates flew open and he walked into heaven.