Little Johnny paints a sign that reads:
'WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A DIME.'
He tells his buddy Roy to get his wagon and both sit under a shade tree in Johnny's front yard, waiting for business.
Kathy, across the street is not to be outdone, so she paints a bigger sign that reads:
'WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A NICKEL.'
She tells her friend Nellie to get her wagon, and they both sit in front of Kathy's yard. Johnny's PO'd! How dare that GIRL?
Then, a flash and Johnny hauls Roy across the street saying, 'Let's get some laughs.'
'Say, Kathy, you move ANYTHING?'
'Give me a nickel and I'll prove it to you.'
'Roy, give me your nickel!'
Johnny takes it and hands it to Kathy.
'What you want moved, boy?'
'Move my BOWELS!' Johnny said and starts laughing.
So Kathy kicked the crap out of him!
And Roy stood there laughing.
Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky