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    Blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' petAs she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.

    The sign says:

    'SEX FROGS'

    Only $20each!
    Comes with 'complete' instructions.

    The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'

    As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

    The blonde nods, grabs the box
    , and is quickly on her way home.

    As soon as she closes the door to
    her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:

    1.
    Take a shower.
    2.
    Splash on some nice perfume.
    3.
    Slip into a very sexy nightie.
    4.
    Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

    She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens!
    The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottomof the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.'

    So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'


    The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:

    ' LISTENTO ME!!

    I'm only going to show you how to do this
    ONE ... MORE .. TIME!!!'
    Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky

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    Now thats funny.....

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    LOL,good'un.
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    ha ha ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo550 View Post
    Blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' petAs she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.

    The sign says:


    'SEX FROGS'

    Only $20each!
    Comes with 'complete' instructions.

    The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'

    As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

    The blonde nods, grabs the box
    , and is quickly on her way home.

    As soon as she closes the door to
    her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:

    1.
    Take a shower.
    2.
    Splash on some nice perfume.
    3.
    Slip into a very sexy nightie.
    4.
    Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

    She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens!
    The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottomof the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.'

    So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'


    The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:

    ' LISTENTO ME!!

    I'm only going to show you how to do this

    ONE ... MORE .. TIME!!!'
    where can i get one of those frogs for my wife?

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    How much boot are you willing to pay?
    Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky

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    That is funny
    "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."
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    where can i get one of those frogs for my wife?
    They don't take trades.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoom6zoom View Post
    They don't take trades.

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    - Winston Churchill

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