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The Cabbie and the Nun

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A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notic
es that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is stari

ng.

He repli

es: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answe

rs, 'My son, you cannot offend me.When you'
re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.I'm sure that there
's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'

Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She respo

nds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab drive

r is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says.
'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfi

lls his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road,

the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child

,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'
Forgive me but I've sinned.I lied and I must confe
ss, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says,

'That's OK. My name is Kevin
and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
 
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