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    Default The Cabbie and the Nun

    A cabbie picks up a Nun.

    She gets into the cab, and notic
    es that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is stari

    ng.

    He repli

    es: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

    She answe

    rs, 'My son, you cannot offend me.When you'
    re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.I'm sure that there
    's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

    '

    Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

    She respo

    nds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

    The cab drive

    r is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

    'OK' the nun says.
    'Pull into the next alley.'

    The nun fulfi

    lls his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road,

    the cab driver starts crying.

    'My dear child

    ,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

    '
    Forgive me but I've sinned.I lied and I must confe
    ss, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

    The nun says,

    'That's OK. My name is Kevin
    and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
    Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky

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    Oops, Sorry about the crappy formatting... I got lazy!
    Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky

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    "Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - The Duke

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    great one

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    Quote Originally Posted by akakjack425 View Post
    i second this motion
    gun control means hitting your target

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    Default another good one

    LOL, thanks for the jokes, another one worth retelling.

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    Truely warped but good to go!

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