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    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old rancher whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

    The old rancher said, "Well, ya' know, Obama is a 'post turtle.'"
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.
    The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle.'"

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

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    That post turtle is surveying all that he controls.....

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    Sad. But true.

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    found this
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    ~ Czolgosz, Leon (1873-1902)
    "I killed the President because he was the enemy of the good people, the good working people. I am not sorry for my crime."

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    Quote Originally Posted by g2busmc View Post
    found this
    NICE HAHAHAhaha
    gun control means hitting your target

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