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    Kentucky Hillbilly jimbo550's Avatar
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    Default Golf - A Dangerous Game!

    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'

    'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.'

    We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'

    'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.'

    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

    'I don't remember much after that...'
    Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky

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    That actually happened to me....... LOL

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    thats funny
    buying up all the guns and ammo i can just to PISS OFF the douche bag liberals

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    hahahaahaha
    gun control means hitting your target

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    Thats a good one.

    Away I go to copy and paste into an email for others to enjoy

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