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    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.




    The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

    The man, who was a priest, said. 'I am a Father.'

    The little boy replied. 'My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

    The priest looked up from his book and answered. 'I am the Father of many.'

    The boy said. 'My dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!

    The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds' and went back to reading his book.

    The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.'
    Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky

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    Sounds just like a little shit kid.
    When I was little 1948 or so. We being my Dad, Mon, and 2 Brothers,and shit head me. Any way we had company,and it was hot. I managed to escape under the table, and said, HUT-O, that woman ain't got no panties on. Yes I did get it good. Not for what I said, but for leaving the table, Or so Iv'e been told.
    Your in my Mind, and in my Sights

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