So I read the parrot jokes, and had to throw my own in the ring...

So, there's this magician who works on a cruise line, and he's really quite good. But, he's got this pet parrot who ALWAYS gives the trick away...

"BRAWK! It's in his sleeve, it's in his sleeve! BRAWK!"

"BRAWK! He palmed the coin, he palmed the coin! BRAWK!"

Being an animal lover, the magician did nothing about this...

One day, while the magician was performing, a fuel storage tank exploded and took the entire ship with it...

The magician finds himself floating in the middle of the ocean, and the parrot flies up and sits on his shoulder, being all quiet...

After a few minutes of the parrot looking around, he says...

"BRAWK! I give up, where's the damn boat?"




- CK