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    A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'
    'Have you ever been in the military service?'
    Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
    The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.' Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
    The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.'

    The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O.K. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day.'

    The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?' This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.
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    I think I would be suited for this job.
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    I had a job working for the city like that many years ago. Had to be there at 07:00 everyday sharp, but you couldn't leave the shop to get started untill 09:00. Only in a city type of job.

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    Sounds like my work.

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    Wish my job started out like that.

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