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    The Perfect Man


    A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets
    into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing, Mister! You're just
    like Frank."

    Passenger: "Who?"

    Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the
    time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to
    Frank Feldman every single time."


    Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."


    Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won
    the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an
    opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard
    him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."


    Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."


    Cabbie: "There's more! He had a memory like a computer. He remembered
    everybody"s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and
    which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a
    fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do
    everything right."


    Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."


    Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
    traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never
    made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel
    good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his
    clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too -- He was the
    perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank
    Feldman."


    Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"


    Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his
    damned widow."
    The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
    - Thomas Jefferson

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