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    Default You're riding the bus....

    You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

    The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

    As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize,
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    you have been listening to your ipod.

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    thats why i don't ride the bus
    buying up all the guns and ammo i can just to PISS OFF the douche bag liberals

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    Nothing like a good fart joke.

    I work on the top floor of a 6 story building. The other day I was walking to the elevator needing to fart soon....real soon. Once on the elevator, I press the button for the 1st floor and being the lone rider, I let 'er rip. Wouldn't you know it, the elevator slowed and stopped on the 4th floor to let on a woman. I just gave her the quick glance and an accusing frown.


    Did I do that?

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    I knew there was a reason I don't own an iPod.
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    This is the crap that I end up doing.

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