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    Default The Gynecologist Who Became A Mechanic

    A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out.

    Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

    When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, 'I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.

    'The instructor said, 'During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. After a pause, the instructor added, 'I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career.'
    I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."

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    Oh My God!!!
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    LOL

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    this is a good one

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    Heh, heh, heh, heh..... too funny!!!

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    buying up all the guns and ammo i can just to PISS OFF the douche bag liberals

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    That's funny, I'm a mechanic trying to become a Gynecologist!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roddo View Post
    That's funny, I'm a mechanic trying to become a Gynecologist!!!!!
    Well Gynecology is just a hobby of mine, but I bid you well in your career change!!
    "It does not take a majority to prevail...but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men." - Samuel Adams

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    That's a hoot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roddo View Post
    That's funny, I'm a mechanic trying to become a Gynecologist!!!!!
    I too considered becoming a gynecologist, but I finally decided - Why ruin an enjoyable hobby by turning it into work?

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