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    When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am
    putting a box under our bed. You must promise never
    to look in it. "

    In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.

    However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary,
    curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and
    peeked inside. In the box there were 3 empty beer cans
    and $974.25 in cash.

    After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt and
    she confessed saying, "I am so sorry.. For all these years,
    I kept my promise and never looked in the box under the
    bed. However, today the temptation was to much and I
    gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the
    empty cans in the box?"

    Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess that after all
    these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I
    was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the
    box to remind myself not to do it again."

    Hillary was shocked, but thought to herself, " I am very
    disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those
    years away from home on the road, temptation does
    happen and I guess three times is not that bad considering
    the number of years we have been together..."

    They hugged and made their peace. A little while later, Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money
    in the box?"

    Bill answered. "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

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    Too true!
    I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."

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    no doubt thats true

    i mean if i had to wake up to that everyday damn i would be banging everything in sight

    with in reason and monica was NO reason,

    just drunk and the drunker he got the better she looked
    buying up all the guns and ammo i can just to PISS OFF the douche bag liberals

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