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    Default The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

    The girl said, 'NO!'

    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and shot EBR's a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    THE END
    I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."

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    damn where was that at when i got married, shit could have used that small piece of info
    buying up all the guns and ammo i can just to PISS OFF the douche bag liberals

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    No shit. Now we're trying to outlive our wives so we can do those things again. Won't be quite the same at 75 though
    " Save a tree...........Eat A Beaver!"

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    Some of us are slow learners. Three marriages, three divorces. But I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    jrs
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    "A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within.", Will Durant

    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.", Edmund Burke

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    Two marriages, two divorces and I'm freeeeeeeeee!
    and broke.

    Bill
    Bill from Spartanburg

    Be like an old dog!!!! If you can't eat it or screw it, just piss on it and walk away!!!!

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