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    Default United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



    These mostly Southern boys will be
    �Dropped off into Iraq and will be given only the following facts about terrorists :
    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    �The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
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    Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter

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    Cool, I'm actually going by walmart later and will fill out an application! Thanks.

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    Boy, that'll take care of them real fast

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    I hope it works. I haven't had much reason to go to walmart lately. My local wm has been out of stock on almost every hand gun and rifle ammo for weeks. Only a few shot shells left.

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    sounds like a good plan, when do we leave
    buying up all the guns and ammo i can just to PISS OFF the douche bag liberals

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    Good idea!!

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