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    What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

    "Hey, we do taste like chicken, don't we?"





    What kind of woman has PMS and ESP?

    "A bitch who knows everything."




    What do Superman, Lone Ranger, Ghengis Kahn, Ellen Degeneres, Mohamed Ali and Captain America all have in common?

    "They don't take dick off nobody."




    What is the gay rights.org's web address?

    "C: Enter: ###"





    Why is it if a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment; but if a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a minute?






    What is about six inches long, has a big head on it, and women love it when they get one?

    "A $100 bill."






    Texas A&M Aggies:


    What do you call 13 Aggies standing in a circle holding hands?

    "A dope ring."





    Did you hear about the Aggie lesbian?

    "She liked guys."





    The three Aggie hunters had stopped to argue about what kind of tracks they were following when they got run over by the train.






    The Aggie protest group who took over the administration building. They said if their demands were not met they would release themselves one by one.
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    I was going to post the frog one thank god i kept reading these are too funny

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    Q. Why dont they let women swim in the ocean anymore?






    A. They can't get the smell outta the fish.

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    haven't heard most of these

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    What is about six inches long, has a big head on it, and women love it when they get one?

    "A $100 bill."

    My wife liked that one

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    Lol, those are new to me....

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    Have you heard the one about the sidewalk? It's all over town.

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    Funny stuff..hard to beleive they let that fly here.

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