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    Catholic Dog

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    > Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a
    > pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went
    > to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead.
    > Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor
    > creature?'
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    > Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot
    > have services for an animal in the church. But there are
    > some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin'
    > what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the
    > creature.'
    >
    > Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do
    > ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the
    > service?'
    >
    > Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!
    > Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

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    When Sister Catherine asked all the Catholic school children in fourth grade
    what they wanted to be when they grew up, little Sheila said, "When I grow
    up, I want to be a prostitute!" Sister Catherine's eyes grew wide and she
    yelped, "What did you say?!" "A prostitute!" Sheila repeated. Sister
    Catherine breathed a sight of relief, "Oh Thank God! I thought you said a
    Protestant."

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    lol

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    Good jokes

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    Lol, those are good...

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