> Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a
> pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went
> to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead.
> Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor
> Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot
> have services for an animal in the church. But there are
> some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin'
> what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the
> Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do
> ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the
> Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!
> Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?