I like the corn flakes
What do you call three blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
Why do blondes drive convertables?
So they have more leg room.
This is some women conspiring against you guys who come up with blonde jokes. Just saying.
Two is One, One is None
Blonde walks up to a counter and the clerk says,
"May I help you"
"Yes, I'd like a cheese burger, fries and...."
"ma'am, this is a library"
The blonde whispers quietly,
"I'd like a cheese burger, fries and a large coke."
Longest time increment known:
4 Blondes at a 4-way stop
Charter member-Busted Box Club est. 2006
"I will adhere to the Patriot Act, the one signed in 1776"
- Marc Anderson
Why don't blondes like vibrators? They chip their teeth.