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    Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
    First Blonde:

    "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

    Second Blonde:

    Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

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    Two blondes were reading through a book about the Chinese calendar.
    "Oh my God, are you seeing what I'm seeing?, asked one of them.

    3. Three years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow... Mad Cow Disease.
    2. Two years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird... Avian Flu.
    1. This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig... Swine Flu.

    2010 is the Chinese year of the cock.....There was a long silence.

    "Imagine cramming a years worth of sex into the two remaining months of 2009." , said the other blonde.

    " I can't imagine not being able to bring a man to attention cause it's too ill to perform.
    Cock pandemic or not, the blow to my ego would be too much, I'd just kill myself.
    However, your year of sex is in reality 14 months worth before 2009 closes."

    "That's 8-10 guys a night! Do you know how many trips to the ER we would be making
    to have our stomachs pumped?"
    Charter member-Busted Box Club est. 2006

    "I will adhere to the Patriot Act, the one signed in 1776"
    - Marc Anderson

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