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    Default Blonde joke

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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    Got to have fruit with those corn flakes...

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    LOL Corn Flakes

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    Thats a good one! Ha ha!


    Q. Why do Blondes wear underpants?

    A. To keep their ankles warm!

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    haha

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    haha i like the bannana one too

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    Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

    The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
    The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
    The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
    The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

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    The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
    Years later, the surviving blonde was visiting a friend when the teakettle began whistling in the kitchen. She grabbed a heavy object and smashed the hell out of it. When her friend asked her, "WTF?", she replied, "you gotta get them while they're young!"

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    damn it must have been give the blondes hell week
    buying up all the guns and ammo i can just to PISS OFF the douche bag liberals

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    haha

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