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    Default True Friendship

    Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

    4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

    6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

    8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    9. This is my oath; I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

    Remember, a good friend will help you move. A REALLY good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
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    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.", Edmund Burke

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    i like this one so much better than the real one, because it's all true
    buying up all the guns and ammo i can just to PISS OFF the douche bag liberals

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    I,ve had some fun with .8
    On both sides

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