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    Talking Health Tip of the Day

    If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

    My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of…

    Barack Obama
    Joe Biden
    Harry Reid
    Nancy Pelosi
    Tim Geithner
    Rahm Emmanuel
    Chris Dodd
    and Barney Frank!

    If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

    There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a public service.
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    "A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within.", Will Durant

    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.", Edmund Burke

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    Great, because of you I had to spend 30 minutes in the can, and I almost missed my favorite TV show.

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