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    5 Surgeon's...

    The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like
    to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,
    everything inside is numbered."

    The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
    electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
    librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
    order"

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I
    like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you
    have a few parts left over."

    But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up
    when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
    operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no
    spine. The head and the ass are interchangeable.
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    The head and the ass are interchangeable.
    They need to be, spending so much time in proximity to each other.

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    AH yes. what a species. " CRANIS RECTILIS"

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    so very true

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