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    Smile A New OBAMA JOKE!!!!

    Ok guys,
    I did not write this one, it was sent to me this morning by a good friend in Ohio. I just finished laughing my ass off so I thought I would share it with you.
    will6970

    Old Butch

    John was in the fertilized egg business.
    He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
    and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

    He kept records, and any rooster not performing
    went into the soup pot and was replaced.

    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
    and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
    which rooster was performing.

    Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report
    by just listening to the bells.

    John's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen,
    but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
    bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

    To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

    He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
    John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
    and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
    but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
    Who else but a politician could figure out
    how to win two of the most highly coveted awards
    on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
    and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

    Vote carefully next year,
    the bells are not always audible.

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    Default I should read all the Jokes

    Dam it - I just posted the same joke Will6970, I guess great minds think alike

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    Hopefully the bells will be ringing in 2010 for another reason. Anybody want to fix the Liberty Bell? I'd like some good music.

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    I'm going to have to copy that and forward it in some emails!!

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    LOLZ

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    Here's one that's a bit more portable:

    What do Sarah Palin and Barak Obama have in common?

    She's a girl, and he throws like one.

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